i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
Vriska sat at her husktop with a sigh of relief. She hadn’t even bothered to wash off the blood from her lusus’ most recent meal. Wasting no time, she messaged Terezi. No rest for the wicked, after all.
AG: Heyyyyyyyy, Pyrope!
AG: That was some amazing work you did 8ack there.
AG: I could almost kiss you!!!!!!!!
She hadn’t been expecting Terezi to respond immediately, of course. Her eyebrows rose in surprise when she heard her messenger chime.
GC: C4R3FUL VR1SK4
GC: SOM3 OF US M1GHT T4K3 TH4T TH3 WRONG W4Y >;]
AG: Who says it 8n’t meant to 8e taken that way? :::;)
Typical post-game banter; Vriska typed the words without giving them a single thought. She had a more important plan that needed to get taken care of, though. No sense in letting their chatter go on too long.
AG: Enough of that 8ullshit though.
AG: I know exactly who we’re going to play against next time.
GC: 4ND WHO M1GHT TH4T B3
GC: WHO DO W3 G3T TO BR1NG TO JUST1C3 TH1S T1M3?
AG: Well, I think it’s a8out time we take care of our 8iggest competition.
GC: WH4T DO YOU M34N BY COMP3T1T1ON >:?
AG: I mean it’s time we play against Team Charge, num8skull!!!!!!!!
AG: It’s time Toreadork gets taken care of! >::::D
Vriska sat back in her chair, grinning up at the ceiling. All she had to do now was make something up regarding Team Charge’s guilt. She’d enact her plan and she’d have Terezi to back her up no matter what. The wonderful thing about having such a justice-obsessed co-player was the fact that it was woefully easy to manipulate her. It was almost sad how gullible someone who wanted to be a legislacerator could be. Tavros and Aradia were certainly in for a surprise the next time they crossed paths in Flarp.
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast - A person who never laughs.
Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor - The smell of rain on the dry ground.
Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.
Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.
Oooh, this could be a lot of fun.
I have been wanting a fic meme, and this looks promising. :)
Fic meme plus big words? I’m there. (Ask box!)
I will endeavor not to get too hung up on making them true drabbles.
Meh, why not? I’ll try a thing.
BROKEN MY TINY HEART, THAT’S WHAT.
i think an elixir will clear that right up
x-potion if you’re feeling cheap
at least i’m not donald duck
; A; NOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD WHY DO YOU DO THIS’ I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES
oh god what have i done
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
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